Cannibal Zombie

Getting ready for work this morning, I remembered an email story I wrote to my Dad that I titled Cannibal Hillbillies. I was thinking, ‘What’s worse than Cannibal Hillbillies? … Zombie Cannibal Hillbillies!’

Then I thought that Cannibal and Zombie was redundant.

But then I realized, no, it’s not!

A Cannibal Zombie not only eats the flesh of the living, it friggin’ also eats the rotted flesh of the zombie dead! That’s one bad ass zombie man. Probably a pretty lonely zombie, too.

Hmm. Maybe it’s a good band name, too.


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